The Editor of the Internet

I really want to correct everybody's sentences. I am the editor on the Internet! Oh no, I need help. Editing the Internet is a huge task. It's an impossible job. Not even Atlas can accomplish.

Okay, I revise a bit. What about “The Editor of the Internet responsible for articles on refugees and migration.” Even that is too Herculean. Do you know how many articles are published each day -what day-, each hour on migration? Of course, I just work on the big and popular ones.

I really should apply for that job to Google. I revise an article every day. Do you think they would hire me? I think I do a pretty good job at it.